I’M taking a short break from blogging and tending the cabbage patch at me ‘umble ‘ovel on the ‘ill.
From Monday April 16 to Friday April 20, I will be roistering with me chums Kirky and Pimmy in Barcelona.
I’ve known both lads since 1966, when we were five years old and starting school together.
Kirky looks and sounds like Captain Mainwaring from Dad’s Army. He even has flat feet like him too.
Pimmy immerses himself nightly in a bath of red wine, only emerging when it’s empty.
One is a brilliant lawyer, the other an inspirational economics teacher. But I have considerably more hair than both.